Further Evidence Against Vigilante Crime Fighting!

Renegades Wreck Resident's Restaurant!

Bayview Byways Blasted!

Diner Destroyed!

By 

Peter Wack

In yet another incidence of masked vigilantes attempting to save the day and doing more harm than good, local fav (and 5 Star Yelp reviewed!) eating establishment Saul Kebab was damaged yesterday in a brawl between unknown individuals and very young-appearing so-called heroes.

Saul Kebab will remain open while under repairs

Though it's unclear how the altercation started, onlookers stated that several men left the restaurant after a heated, but non-violent discussion with its owner, Sabrina Kiannejad, only to be accosted by one of the harmful hero hopefuls.

The resultant gunfire severely damaged the shop, and left at least one person wound
ed.

Refusing to allow the largely blameless men to leave peacefully, the cheap champions continued to escalate the situation, and yet more collateral damage was done, both the privately owned businesses and to Halcyon City civic property.

The men were eventually able to evade the glitching guardians and flee the scene, but not before one sustained a grave injury.

Yet again, we are faced with a situation where masked marauders attempt to benefit the public good, and instead produce ruin to the business economy of our fair city.

I ask you, when does it end?